Laugh of the Day: Web Designer Pick-Up Lines

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Looking to pick up a supercool graphic designer? Here are some pick-up lines to ensure that dream will never, ever come true.

Here are some gems:

Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?

Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

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